Bring a touch of seaside charm to your outfit, shell-abrating the pinch-perfect crustacean that makes lobster rolls possible. *drool* Socksmith Lobster Fair Isle MNC3053-WHI White

Your inner nerd will love you for these math socks. Featuring Einstein's Theory of Relativity, the Quadratic Equation, and many more equations, these socks are perfect for a math teacher or general math lover. MNC415_BLK Black

The Socksmith FINE WINE design is a depiction of when someone asks "What's your favorite wine" and your answer is "all of them". MNC2724-HEG Grey Heather

It's not a party until the sausage comes out! Get a little saucy with the Socksmith SAUSAGE FEST cotton crew socks! MNC2559-BLK Black

Win the tailgate with Socksmith's Tailgate Delight socks. It's not extra, it's appropriate. MNC2735-GHT Green Heather

These socks are guaranteed to start a conversation, they are always the focal point of a gentleman's outfit. And, unless your friends are hip to Ford & McIntyre too, they won't know where else to get them. We won't say anything. (MNC2180)

Finally! We've perfected an alcoholic beverage with 0 calories. You know a guy that would like this pair, don't you? Item# MNC2470-BLK Colour: Black

These beaver socks are a mood on two occasions: the shirt-off “let’s get down to business” beaver getting absolutely lumberjacked, and the thinking beaver asking the real questions: “if our teeth evolved to cut wood, why am I using an axe?”

We've been told these socks put you in the right mindset. We can't make any promises, but answer this: would you be on your game if you were wearing socks with bowling pins on them? Didn't think so. (MNC2100)

Strap on your lederhosen and brush up on your German, Oktoberfest socks are here! (MNC1688)

Take our baseball socks out to the ballgame, or out to dinner, or over to bae's house to meet the parents. (MNC1538)

Obviously you, us, and everyone else hears "Anchors Aweigh" in a crusty old sailors voice, right? Item # MNP2566-NAV Colour: Navy

The islands await...but until you get there slip into the Island Paradise ped cotton blend sock. Item # MNP2568-NAV Colour: Navy